“Now Daniel, do you still truly believe in
vampires and that you’re one of them?”
“Doctor, I’ve done it all for you; inkblots;
word association; rebirthing; visualization; talking about my mother. Your
collection of cigar advertisements. And yes; what’s true is true and it’s true
there are vampires, including me.”
“Don’t you know how intense and twitchy that
sounds?”
“Wouldn’t you after seven nights on this
couch? The other vampires say I’m getting twitchier as the centuries pass.”
“And what are they doing about that Daniel?”
“Well, from time to time they feed me a
psychiatrist. It seems to help.”
3 comments:
Heheh!! That was definitely not what the Doc' wanted to hear. :)
Lol, nice one! But why stay on the couch seven nights if he's just hungry?
Is this the vampire version of dinner and conversation?
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