Saturday 8 December 2012

And taxes


And taxes

   “You be careful and play nicely with the other children today, even Diane and Greta,” her mother ordered firmly at breakfast time.
   Jasmine looked up form her plain sugared rice pops – the cocoa crop having not yet recovered from the South American round of the changes – and asked; “Why, Mummy? In junior school you always told me to stick up for myself when people were mean to me.”
   Her mother sighed theatrically; a safer response by far than her honest reaction which would be to scream aloud and go out to burn down certain buildings immediately. How to explain it, Alison? Better still, how to avoid the issue altogether and keep the child safe by keeping the truth secret? Can’t hide it all, and the best lie contains some truth. “Jas, it’s because it’ll help Daddy if you’re nice to those girls.”
   “But why?” Jasmine scowled, her twelve years full of integrity and righteousness. “I don’t see why having my stuff stolen’s okay. You always told me it’s wrong to steal.”
   No longer, dear; nowadays it’s actually just somebody else’s privilege. Careful, Annie. “You’re very lucky because a letter we got today says you’ll be going to a new school.
Daddy hasn’t read it yet because he’s working nights, but Diane’s mother just rang me to say she’s going to the new one in Richmond, and I expect Greta will too because her father works for the Government.” The cold-hearted sow had actually phoned to gloat. “Our girls will still be together in September, Anne. Won’t that be nice? They’re becoming fast friends and it’d be such as shame to split them up.” “a pity if your mouse-like offspring escapes my bitch Diane’s claws”, is what she truly meant. Collaborationist tart. Not that we aren’t collaborating in our own way, too. The thought of Jasmine having to go into Rational Education and risk ending up in a shunt shop for the rest of her life was too much to bear. Better get it over with, Annie. Daughterly disillusion and hatred, here we come. “Jas, it’s just that our kind of people have to stick together now that things have changed. You won’t remember it much, but people used to be allowed to visit whoever they liked and befriend anyone willy-nilly, even if it wasn’t sensible. For your own sake you’re going to have to accept the way things are. Not everyone will be allowed in the Academies and lots of your nice friends will be going to the Richmond one. If you’re nasty to Dirty and Gloomy and they tell their parents and they decide it’s Daddy’s fault somehow, then… Well there’re worse things than having your lunch stolen.”
   “Like taxes, Flower,” said Brian stumbling in through the kitchen door, red-eyed and weary from work.
   He slung a briefcase onto the breakfast bar, covering the Academy letter and hurried over to kiss Jasmine on the forehead and wrapped his arms around Anne. They were silent and unmoving for long moments as a stony-faced Jasmine glared at her mother. Then Brian pulled himself away and reached into a cupboard above the breakfast bar. Moving aside a block of ageing baked beans cans still priced in the old currency, he pulled out two mobile phones – clunky and old-fashioned looking. “These are for you, and I want you both to carry them all the time. Flower; pop yours in your satchel now. Good lass. Always leave them on and please, never switch them to mute. They’re from Uncle Keith. Now, here’s the important thing. You know Uncle Keith travels a lot and we don’t get to see him very much, right?”
  Jasmine nodded casually but Anne became very still.
   “So, when he’s in the village he hasn’t got much time to visit us and I want you both to drop whatever you’re doing - no matter how important it is - and go straight to his house. Let yourselves in with the key he keeps behind the name plate.
   If you’re at school Jasmine, just pretend you’re feeling sick and ask them to call Mummy to fetch you (not to call me – like as not I’ll be busy when Keith phones you), so we can all meet as soon as possible. That’s why I don’t want you to set it to mute, Jasmine. Don’t worry about it ringing during lessons. Mummy and I will sort that out with the teachers before you go back.” He lifted Jasmine’s chin and gazed at her. “Promise me you’ll do it, Flower. Uncle Keith is part of this family and it’s important that we see him as soon as he lets us know he’s back. Okay?”  
    Anne nodded and Jasmine patted her father’s slightly shaking hand. “Okay, Daddy. I’ll do that. This is a grown-up thing, isn’t it?”
   “Yes Flower, it is. You’ll understand when you get older.” If. He meant, but did not say, “if.”
   Jasmine pattered away to get her raincoat, hat and ID.
   “You’re thinking of sailing away in the Princess, Brian?” Anne asked, clutching folded arms to her chest.
  “Not the boat, love. But Keith will visit soon. Perhaps even tonight or tomorrow morning. Do send him my love and go with him. You’ll want to pack your bags today, just in case.”
   “Brian, what’s it about? Don’t they trust you at work anymore? Is it because of Professor Milner?”
  “No, it’s not that, exactly. I think they think I’m okay. But one way or another I might not be able to stay at work much longer.” 
    His wife smiled. “Is it the taxes, Brian? Is that why you want to get away? The rumour at work is that even for the managerial caste, they’re going to increase them to a litre a month.” 

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